Title: Trials of Bonds
Author: Serpent in the Shadows
Rating: M/R
Pairing: Harry/Kakashi
Warnings: Slash, cross pairing, immortal creature Harry, AD/AU for both Naruto and Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or Harry Potter, just the plot...oh, and the Spirit Wolves.
Summary: "You two need to learn not to live in the past. Let it help shape you, let
it teach you, but not define you."
Beta: Pysche


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Title: Trials of Bonds
Author: Serpent in the Shadows
Rating: M/R
Pairing: Harry/Kakashi
Warnings: Slash, cross pairing, immortal creature Harry, AD/AU for both Naruto and Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or Harry Potter, just the plot...oh, and the Spirit Wolves.
Summary: "You two need to learn not to live in the past. Let it help shape you, let it teach you, but not define you."
Beta: Pysche

AN: Ok, just to settle a few things before this story really gets started. I will not write any pairings for the Rookie Nine. I’m against romances for kids no older than twelve or thirteen years old, so don’t look for them. There will only be one pairing for this story and that’s it. There won’t be any real spoilers for Naruto beyond the Valley of the End or Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry will be the only one from the Wizarding world in Naruto’s world so don’t look for others to show up either. Yes, this is slash! So if you are against that, don’t read. I will not post any hard lemons here...when I get to that point, I will post the lemon on my LJ only, and warn you ahead of time. I think that is it but if you have any questions, feel free to PM me or leave it in a review. I’ll answer it if and only if it doesn’t give away the plot. Enjoy!

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Today is the day the world has ended!! Dale Earnhardt Jr. has just announced he is going to drive for Hendrick motorsports of all people! NOOOO!! I refused to believe that Jr. is going to be teammates with that whiney ass Jeff Gordon or the cheater Jimmy Johnson! (nothing against Casey Mears - he isn't all that great anyways)

Guess I'll be spending all weekend getting rid of my #8 stickers on my truck... can't have it tainted anymore now can we? (Wonders if I should have it repainted too...it's red at the moment)

Title: Child of the Shadows
Author: Serpent in the Shadows
Rating: M/R
Pairing: HP/OMC (Implied)
Warnings: Slash, Elf!Harry, Dark!(not evil)Harry
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter but I do own the OCs that you will find in this story
Summary: Sirius makes a decision that changes Harry’s life forever. Will he be able to cope or will it destroy him?
Beta: Pysche



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Ok, so I thought that the sequel and crossover would have the pairing of Itachi/Harry BUT...the more I got to thinking and planning the more I realized that I didn't have anything to work with. And since I'm a total plot person, that's a huge must with me. I'm not one just to start typing and figure it out as I go along. I need a plan. So, I took the other plot that I've had swimming around in my head and have decided I can make this one work and keep it original. So for anyone who is interested here is the 'summary' for the sequel to Child of the Shadows.

Five years have passed and with no sign of Harry Potter, the wizarding world has taken drastic measures and signed an alliance with the Hidden Villiages. Upon doing so, the leaders have decided to host a championship tournament to seek the best of the best between both lands.

The main pairing I have decided will be Harry/Sasuke with a side of Neji/Naruto (as I adore this pairing too). I'm also thinking of throwing Kakashi in there too since I love the guy and I think he would make for great humor.

Title: Child of the Shadows
Author: Serpent in the Shadows
Rating: M/R
Pairing: HP/OMC (Implied)
Warnings: Slash, Elf!Harry, Dark!(not evil)Harry
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter but I do own the OCs that you will find in this story
Summary: Sirius makes a decision that changes Harry’s life forever. Will he be able to cope or will it destroy him?
Beta: Pysche

AN: This story will be a written in ‘snapshots’ - just showing the vital parts of the plot, characters and such. Since it will take place of the period of 5 years, it would have turned out way too lengthy and some of it totally pointless. Plus, this isn’t the main story...rather a ‘prequel’ to my main story which will be a Crossover and much more detailed with an already planned slash pairing for Harry.


( Chapter 1 )

As promised (for DW) here is the link to my new account on FF.net for this story and all my non-YGO stories: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1208924/

I always knew I was screwed up in the head...guess this just proves it huh?

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:	Very High
Schizotypal Disorder:	Very High
Antisocial Disorder:	Moderate
Borderline Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:	High
Avoidant Disorder:	High
Dependent Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

Lord of the Rings

Keeper of the Dunedain
by XinnLajgin
Pairing: HET: Harry/LotRFC, SLASH: Unsure
Summary: Harry Potter is now sixteen years old and ready to face his destiny. But at what price journey to middle earth where Harry must find himself again.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2283541/1/

Harry Potter And The Ranger
by HarbringerLady
Pairing: HET: Unsure, SLASH: Unsure
Summary: What if Harry followed Sirius to the veil, then Remus joined them?
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2341722/1/

The Nuuruhuine
by Phoenix Catcher
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: HP/OMC
Summary: 200 years after Cannon. Vampire:Harry and his assassination team are thrown into Middle Earth two thousand years before the fellowship to start a new life in a strange world.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3181750/1/

Of Wizards and Elves
by Tamiamus
Pairing: HET: ?, SLASH: HP/Glorfindel
Summary: When Harry Potter is six he is whisked away to Rivendell by a burst of accidental magic. How will growing up as Lord Elrond's foster son change his time at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
WIP
http://tamiamus1.livejournal.com/3474.html
or
http://www.tthfanfic.com/Story-11171/tamiamus+Of+Wizards+and+Elves.htm

The Dark Wizard and the Curse of Immortality
by JuMiKu
Pairing: HET: ?, SLASH: HP/Legolas?
Summary: Voldemort is dead, but Harry still suffers. He has to watch everything around him die. When he is sent to Middle Earth to change this, will things change for the better or the worse?
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2639653/1/

Masked Child
by Shade Dancer
Pairing: HET: Aragorn/Arwen, SLASH: Harry/Legolas
Summary: This is the story of Harry Potter and what happened when Albus Dumbledore saw that Harry was in the way of the molding of his twin brother, Harlan
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2838030/1/

To Live Again
by MagicallyInclined
Pairing: HET: Remus/Tonks, SLASH: Harry/Legolas, Sirius/Haldir, Fred/Elladan/Elrohir/George
Summary: All Harry has ever known is how to fight and survive. When he suddenly finds himself in another world, will he be able to finally lead a normal life?
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3257630/1/





Gundam Wing

The Tomb of Memory
by Hoshi-tachi
Pairing: HET: ?, SLASH: Yes, pairing unknown
Summary: There's something ODD about Duo and Quatre's new safehouse... Maybe it's that constant feeling of being watched
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1930919/1/

The Ghost Of Me
by Falconwingdiving
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: 3x4/HP
Summary: A story of one soldier who must return to a world where he is thought of as nothing but a boy. A Trowa Barton is Harry Potter story.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2302329/1/

Surrey Trouble
by Kirallie
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Wufei/Harry, Heero/Duo, Trowa/Quatre, Neville/Luna, Draco/Blaise
Summary: The Gundam pilots move to a new safe house in a quiet English suburb and meet a local boy. But there's is something wrong and Duo and Quatre are determined to find out what.
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2655500/1/

When Worlds Collide
by Chrissy Sky
Pairing: HET: Hermione/Ron, SLASH: Harry/Duo Heero/Severus Quatre/Trowa Remus/Sirius Wufei/Treize
Summary: Basically. After the zero system's mysterious explosion, and their arrival at Hogwarts, the g-boys find that picking which classes to take are the least of their troubles
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1706372/1/

A Place In Time
by Astheblackrosewilts
Pairing: HET: ? SLASH: 1Hx6x13, 3x4D, 2x5
Summary: When Treize and Zechs appear during a quidditch game there's confusion as to who Harry and Draco really are.
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2162575/1/

Hanging By A Moment
by PantherKat13
Pairing: HET: ? SLASH: 1x2, 3x4, 5xHP
Summary: Just after the war Harry responds to a compulsion and a cry for help that can only come from him. His actions lead him to the sides of the Gundam pilots and into a world of adventure.
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2896226/1/

Redemption
by Krystal_Epyon
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: HPx5, 2x3, RLx6, FEMSLASH: GW/HG
Summary: Harry's fallen for the new guy in Little Whinging. Unfortunately, Wufei left a few things out about himself. See what happens when five G.U.N.D.A.M. agents join the battle for the wizarding world
WIP
http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600005845

Switching Lives
by Leeni-chan
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: 1x2xHP
Summary: Harry Potter. Heero Yuy. A world apart, but a lot closer then you might think
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1338361/1/






Final Fantasy


Dark Summoner
by Mage-Alia
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Tidus/Harry
Summary: An accidental wish sends Harry tumbling into the world of Spira where his skills as a Summoner will be put to the ultimate test.Accompanied by Tidus and some other new friends, he'll need to conquer the new chalanges and solve Spira's mysteries
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2517783/1/

Defying Fate: Journey of the Offworlder
by Doom187
Pairing: HET: Harry/Sheyna, SLASH: NO
Summary: While hunting down the Horcruxes the golden trio is forever changed when one of their number unwillingly betrays them, and Harry embarks on a journey like none he's ever had before
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2781387/1/




Yu-Gi-Oh!


Return to the Old Ways
by Kayono
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Ryou
Summary: The Pharaoh and King have returned but the Fates and Destiny have yet to let them out of their grasp. The seven kinds of heka must be mastered and taught, old Bloodlines return, and all the worlds and realms will merge if everything isn't destroyed first.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2309867/1/

BiAw Kkwy My Darkness
by Geminidragon
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Ryou, ?/Harry
Summary: Yuugi and Yami are swept into the wizard world by a dark spell. Their power over the shadows have them marked as dark wizards, can they survive in a world out to send them to Azkaban? How will Harry be able to help them?
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1981260/1/




Charmed


A New Life in San Francisco
by Phoenix Catcher
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Chris/Harry
Summary: Harry leaves his world after losing everything and settles for a not so muggle life in San Francisco and befriends the Charmed Ones and their family.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104412/1/

The Wizard of Silence
by Corwalch
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: NO
Summary: The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene.
WIP
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=1721




X-Men


Shattering Mirrors: The Rewrite
by Crysania Fay
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Past Harry/Draco
Summary: Harry Potter is found by the XMen, who offer a home that he never wanted. Finding out that his nemisis is still alive, Harry joins with the XMen to stop him and two others
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2544104/1/

Wings of an Angel
by Phoenix Catcher
Pairing: HET: NO, SLASH: Harry/Warren
Summary: Harry, learning his true form after his 17th birthday is forced to flee the Wizarding World and to America where he lands in the middle of another war on a much deadlier scale
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3198121/1/


Anita Blake


Black Magic by Moonlight
by Beren
Pairing: HET: Anita/Nathaniel, Anita/Micah SLASH: Harry/Nathaniel/Draco, Harry/Draco
Summary: Harry Potter could find trouble in paradise and when Draco sends him to St Louis for a holiday it's not paradise and there's lots of trouble. With dark magic, vampires, lycanthropes and more, who else could sort it out but Anita Blake?
COMPLETE
http://beren-writes.livejournal.com/93442.html

New Family
by Kirallie
Pairing: THREESOME: Anita/JC/Richard, HP/Jason/Requiem SLASH: Nathaniel/Asher, Harry/Jason
Summary: After the death of his godfather, Harry recieves a startling letter. Deciding to take an active part in his own life he leaves England to search out his sole remaining relative in St. Louis, a second cousin he's never met and who has just lost his entire family. How will Richard Zeeman react to this strange, magic weilding cousin?
WIP
http://pommedesang.com/efiction/viewstory.php?sid=4643&warning=NC-17


Boondock Saints

Harry Potter and the Boondock Saints
by Kalistar
Pairing: HET: Harry/OFC SLASH: NO
Summary: Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston?
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3168612/1/


Dark Angel

Harry Potter and the Chimera's Sting
by Kalistar
Pairing: HET: Harry/OFC SLASH: NO
Summary: Harry Potter as the wizarding world knew him never existed. In his place was X5701, a soldier of Manticore. After discovering the existence of Voldemort, Harry is thrown into a war that will determine the fate of wizards and muggles
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3372693/1/


Wheel of Time

Harry Potter and the Joining of Destinies
by Kalistar
Pairing: HET: Harry/OFC SLASH: NO
Summary: After the end of GoF, Harry is transported to another time. Thinking he can never return home, Harry finds family and learns new skills that will prepare him for his eventual fight with Voldemort
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2731428/1/
SEQUEL: Harry Potter and the Return of the Dragon
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2964073/1/


Naruto

Over the Hills and Far Away
by The Red Dragons Order
Pairing: HET: Unsure SLASH: NO
Summary: As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2585729/1/

Abyssus
by ANBUHound
Pairing: HET: NO SLASH: NO
Summary: After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2704848/1/
SEQUEL: Antebellum
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2821118/1/

Got this from DW:

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

HAHAHAHA oh boy.... is it bad that I can see this really happening?

Bound
by Lilyseyes
(NC-17)
Summary: Voldemort wants to enslave Severus and Harry to take their powers.
COMPLETE
http://www.thesilversnitchtoo.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=94&warning=Death%20Sentence%20-%20NC-17

Sentinel in the Shadows
by Lilyseyes
(NC-17)
Summary: What if Severus and Harry's relationship had begun differently?
COMPLETE
http://www.thesilversnitchtoo.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=3711

Critical Choices
by Lilyseyes
(NC-17)
Summary: Albus Dumbledore said it is our choices that define us, after his death, can Harry make the hard choies?
WIP Last updated 10/23/06
http://www.thesilversnitchtoo.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=283&warning=Death%20Sentence%20-%20NC-17
or
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2501744/1/

Broken Bonds
by Diagonalist
(NC-17)
Summary: Past DM/HP, character death (DM)
COMPLETE
http://inkstain.inkquill.com/isf/archive/9/brokenbonds.html

And Then There Was Harry
by Menecarkawan
(M/R)
Summary: Severus Snape is given the responsibility of caring for Harry Potter. What happens when he stops seeing 'Potter' and starts seeing 'Harry?
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2584010/1/

The Return of the Prodigal
by Lakhesis
(R/NC-17)
Summary: ?
COMPLETE
http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/LF/Prodigal.htm

Whispers of Intent
by Tira Nog
(NC-17)
Summary: Auror Harry Potter has a surprising encounter in a gay bar
COMPLETE
http://tiranog.southroad.com/harry_potter/Whispers_of_Intent.htm

The Care of Infants
by stellahobbit
(R/M)
Summary: A curse from Voldemort regresses Harry to infancy. Snape must protect him while the Order tries to find a way to reverse the spell.
COMPLETE
http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=470&warning=Explicit%20Sex/Violence

Hall of the Mountain Kings
by Tara Tory
(R/M)
Summary: While delivering a message for Dumbledore, Snape witnesses the abuse Harry
suffers from the Dursleys and decides to step in
COMPLETE
http://inkstain.inkquill.net/isf/archive/12/hallof.html
SEQUEL Hall of the Mountain Kings: The Holly and the Ivy
COMPLETE
http://inkstain.inkquill.net/isf/archive/27/hallof.html

Ready Made Family
by TheMinx
(NC-17)
Summary: Harry Potter returns to the wizarding world with a young child in tow and ends up breaking past the walls set by a the resident Potions master.
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=7078

Paradox of Existence
by DragonLight
(NC-17)
Summary: On Assignment for Dumbledore, in the past, Harry sees his lover from a new perspective, that of a professor
COMPLETE
http://www.dragonlight.slashcity.org/mirrors/fic/ex/paradox/poechapter.htm

Wrapped Around His Finger
by
(NC-17)
Summary: After defeating Voldemort during the Easter holidays of his seventh year, Harry has only one ambition for his life after graduation; becoming Snape's Apprentice and partner.
COMPLETE
http://gizywizard.com/fiction/potter/wrapped.html

Don't Trust the Sky
by Savage Damsel
(PG-13)
Summary: A Potter. A Snape. A potion gone wrong. Throw the Dark Lord into the mix, and things are bound to get interesting
COMPLETE
http://www.thesilversnitchtoo.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=2417

The Great Betrayal
by Savage Damsel
(NC-17)
Summary: AU. Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort once and for all at the end of his seventh year. However, the Minister convinced the wizarding public that Harry is far too dangerous to be allowed to roam free in society. Betrayed by his family and friends, and sent away to Azkaban for life, Harry is rescued by an unlikely person and flees to the unused cabin of his rescuer, having no other contact with the wizarding world. When signs of Death Eater activity reappear, and the Minister is murdered, the hunt for Harry Potter begins. Will he ever forgive them in time to save the wizarding world that he once loved? And who, exactly, are the Guardians?
COMPLETE
http://www.thesilversnitch.net/tss2/viewstory.php?sid=2160&warning=4

Mirror of Maybe
by Midnight Blue
(NC-17)
Summary: Set in the Harry Potter universe, The Mirror of Maybe is set after the events of Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire and instead of the events detailed in Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. This fan-fiction involves the slash pairing of Harry Potter and Severus Snape
WIP
http://www.greyblue.net/MidnightBlue/story.php?storyid=2

A Destined Year
by Autumns_Slumber
(NC-17)
Summary: Trelawney makes a prediction that leads to a hectic year for one Harry Potter. As if dealing with the Dark Lord, trying to pass O.W.L's, and hormones weren't enough, let's add a blood-lusting professor, odd dreams, and a spell gone wrong! DM/HP, SS/HP
WIP Last updated 12/11/06 - 54 chapters
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=11464

Paradox of Plurality
by Lakhesis
(NC-17)
Summary: Three stories in the James-verse. (Harry and Severus' son)
1. The Lost Son - http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/LF/Paradox1.htm
2. The Ripple Effect - http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/LF/Paradox2.htm
3. The Vanishing Twin - http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/LF/Paradox3.htm
COMPLETE

This one has no name but again was written by Dragonwrangler

( SK/YY - SMUT! )

Decided I needed to clean out some old files and found a few fic gifts from Dragonwrangler written earlier this year and decided to post them here. So enjoy them as much as I did and still do!


DragonWatch
By Dragonwrangler
YY/Chaos and voyeur Dragons
This one just happens to be my favorite of course.

( Warning - SMUT! )

The Blood Connection
by Viscountess Babbles-On
(PG-13)
Summary: A tale of families JP/SS
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1050547/1/

Blood Magic
by Gateway Girl
(R)
Summary: Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
COMPLETE
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/gatewaygirl/BM.html

A Year Like None Other
Aspen in the Sunlight
(R/M)
Summary: It all started with a letter from home and family. Except, Harry doesn't really have either, does he? He's about to get them. A Snape-adopts-Harry story providing an alternate 6th year. Winner: Multifaceted Best Genfic, Best Draco Fic. Light DM/PP, Draco and Harry as brothers
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=5036
Sequel: A Summer Like None Other
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=13093
WIP

Memories Returned
by Lilyseyes
(PG-13)
Summary: The summer after the Deparment of Mysteries battle is a hard one for Harry, with many surprises for he and his friends
WIP Last updated 12/28/06
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2364727/1/

Unlocking Harry Potter
by Sarini
(R/M)
Summary: Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP/CW, past JP/SS
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2529243/1/
Sequel:Finding the Key (CW/HP)
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2579033/1/
Sequel: Closing the Door (CW/HP, SS/RL)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2617038/1/
COMPLETE

Skin Deep
by Vingilot
(M/R)
Summary: Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2519543/1/

Heir of Slytherin
by Rayama
(M/R)
Summary: Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2905557/1/

A Life of Lies
by Kamahpfan
(R/M)
Summary: Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
WIP Last updated 11/26/06 - 56 chapters
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1334280/1/

(To set the scene...you know when your parents used to 'remove your nose' with this bent fingers and wiggle thier thumb around like that was your nose? Well Brian (hubby AKA: PITA) had just done that to Cole [my son])


Brian: Look! I got your nose!
Cole: Daddy! Look man you really don't want that!
Brian: Oh? Why is that?
Cole: 'Cause! Its got boogers in it!
Me: *completely dies from laughter*


lol this rates right up there with the time when Brian asked Cole who I was and my son replied "The Boss"

*sniff* I had to kill my first dragon! Even if it was an ugly old Bone Dragon....its still a dragon!! I should be hauled away and flogged.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/blackdragon61/bonedragon.jpg

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? - from Delinquent by Kimblejingle (HP story)

Is it strange that I find this question highly amusing? So amusing that I about fell out of my chair?

Just had to be like Miko!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/blackdragon61/strider.jpg

Secrets
by Vorabiza
(NC-17)
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content, Spoilers, Violence
Summary: Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP
COMPLETE
http://www.thehexfiles.net/viewstory.php?sid=3386

Funerals and Weddings
by Scully
(NC-17)
Genres: Angst, AU, Drama, First Time, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Adult Language, Angst, OC, OOC, Sexual Content, Spoilers, Character Death (NOT Harry or Draco)
Summary: Harry cuts loose over the summer while Draco enjoys vivid dreams before experiencing his own private Hell. Returning to Hogwarts for 6th Year, the events of their summers cause a few changes. How will Draco’s dreams change he and Harry’s lives? Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/OMC, implied Ron/Hermione Rating: NC-17 (story includes M/M, slash, anal, oral, first-time, drama/angst, character death (not from story pairings), OMC, AU for events after OotP, disregards HBP. OOC-ness)
WIP
http://www.thehexfiles.net/viewstory.php?sid=3077

Primary Care
by The Senjou
(R)
Summary: Tensions at Hogwarts result in a bizarre accident endangering Harry Potter and disrupting the life of Severus Snape and a certain werewolf. SS/RL HP/DM
Characters: Draco, Harry, Remus, Severus, Severus/Remus
Genres: Romance, Humor/Parody, Drama, Alternate Universe
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=2653

Tissue of Silver
by Fearless Diva
(R)
Summary: Former spy Draco Malfoy is scheduled to give testimony against several
captive Death Eaters. It's up to Harry and his team of Aurors to insure that
Draco lives long enough to do so.
COMPLETE
http://www.silververse.net/hp/tissue.htm
SEQUEL:Seeing the Light
http://www.silververse.net/hp/seeing.htm
and Benedictions of Possession
http://www.silververse.net/hp/posession.htm
Inheritance
http://www.silververse.net/hp/inheritance.htm
Free
NC-17 HP/DM/OC - Threesome
http://www.silververse.net/hp/free.htm

Big dick, Come Quick
by Calanthe
(NC-17)
Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.
Category: Slash Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations Genres: Romance, Humor/Parody
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.com/eff/viewstory.php?sid=6762

Snakes and Ladders
by Alvira
(PG-13)
Summary: Sixteen years after he last clapped eyes on the Boy Who Lived To Be A Thorn In Draco Malfoy's Side, Draco is filling Snape's old shoes with aplomb. History, though, has a nasty habit of repeating itself. Draco has his comfortable existance turned topsy-turvy with the appearance at Hogwarts of Harry's son, who turns out to be able disrupt Draco's life with as much competency as his father.
COMPLETE
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/alvira/SAL01a.html

Oblivio Nex
by Awe
(R)
Summary: The past is there for a reason: to give purpose, motivation and coherence to the present. Yet, what if Harry and Draco lost theirs and forgot the darkness that haunts them both? It is true that sometimes it’s easier to forget, but what if you have no choice? After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose, Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2095539/1/

Bound
by Draeconin
(R?)
Summary: Draco asks to be bound to Harry as his liege man in order to escape a worse fate. But when Harry's involved, nothing goes as expected. 81,518 words.
COMPLETE
http://draeconin.com/tales/stories/Bound!-01.htm

Honour Bound
by Draeconin
(R?)
Summary: Lucius owes Harry a life debt. Draco pays. 83,303 words
COMPLETE
http://draeconin.com/tales/stories/hb-01.htm

Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
by Mirabella
(R)
Summary: Harry returns from vacation with an unfortunate case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic. Vamp!Harry.
COMPLETE
http://theguestroom.houseofhobbits.com/hp/Condition.html

A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished
by Mirabella
(NC-17)
Summary: Um... dracoisaveelaandHarryishismate. Shut up.
COMPLETE
http://theguestroom.houseofhobbits.com/hp/Consummation.html

Awakening To the Dream
by VoxFuriae
(NC-17)
Summary: Harry is abandoned to Vernon's rages while Draco fights off Voldemort's advances. Their birthdays set Destiny into motion, but no amount of power can stop Harry's downward spiral. If Harry saves the world who can save his soul?
WIPLast updated 10/21/2006 - 55 Chapters
http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544203058

Truly Madly Deeply
by jameschick
(R-NC-17)
Summary: Post HBP For reasons beyond his control, Harry has left the wizarding world behind him.
WIP
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=11910

Walking the Line
by Silent Auror
(NC-17)
Summary: Sixth year is over and Draco Malfoy is on the run. The war is on and an unwanted assignment is forced upon him by the only people he trusts - and a one-time arch-enemy just may be out to kill him. DM/HP, HPB spoilers.
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=10191

On the Wings of the Storm
by Silent Auror
(NC-17)
Summary: The war is upon Draco Malfoy, and there are many hard decisions to be made.
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=6841

Transformation
by Amalin
(NC-17)
Summary: In Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, he must face the consequences of the attack on the Department of Mysteries and the effects of Voldemort's return. And in doing so, he finds that even your enemies can teach you valuable lessons - about the world, and about yourself.
COMPLETE
http://frowl.org/transformation/index.html

Into the Green
by Golden Snitch
(NC-17)
Summary: The Order has convinced Harry that Draco is walking the same line as Lucius, but is there something the Order isn't telling him?
COMPLETE
http://www.thesilversnitch.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=10271

Transfigurations
by Resonant
(NC-17)
Summary: Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.
COMPLETE
http://trickster.org/res/transfig.html

Snakes and Ladders
by Gateway Girl
(R)
Summary: When Ron and Hermione get together, they notice only each other. A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the empty Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but with Bellatrix LeStrange actively hunting him, how far can he trust a Death Eater's son?
COMPLETE
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/gatewaygirl/SAL.html

A Mile in His Shoes
by Sansa
(NC-17)
Summary: It’s ten years after the war and a chance meeting on a small island changes Draco and Harry from who they’ve become into who they want to be.
COMPLETE
http://www.turn-of-the-page.com/TheTwoBroomsticksFallFicaThon/Sansa--AMileInHisShoes.html or http://sansa1970.livejournal.com/

Coming Home
By Empathic Siren
(PG-13/R)
Summary: Draco’s been searching for Harry for seven years. After finding him, he’s determined to make him see reason and return to England. However, Draco gets the surprise of his life when he finds that he's the one who changes, and that home is a state of mind.
COMPLETE
http://www.turn-of-the-page.com/TheTwoBroomsticksFallFicaThon/Siren--ComingHome.html

Incurable
by warholhp
(NC-17)
Summary: A non-magic AU in which Harry was sent to St. Brutus at age eleven and is then brought to Hogwarts at age fifteen. H/D eventually and probably some Snape mentory stuff.
COMPLETE
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=warholhp&keyword=hp+fic&filter=all

Tempus Fugit
by Stylophile
(R)
Summary: A monumental cock-up in Potions means that Harry and Draco have more to contend with than mutual enmity. A journey of discovery, self-reflection and love
COMPLETE
http://stylophile.popullus.net/tf1.html

Days Go By
by corvidae
(R)
Summary: After a grievous miscommunication that leads to five years apart, Harry has difficulty keeping his life together in the face of Draco's revenge tactics. The fact that he manages to succeed only makes Draco more intent. Veela!Draco/Werewolf!Harry
COMPLETE
http://community.livejournal.com/serpentinelion/61869.html

Becoming Bestial
by Constant Vigilance
(PG-13?)
Summary: Draco, Harry, animagi…and angsty lurve. (not bestiality, just fluff)
COMPLETE
http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/firebird_ascending/fics/HarryDracoFic/becbes1.html/

Malfoy Child
by Vorabiza
(Nc-17)
Summary: A potions accident turns Draco into a four-year-old and Harry takes over his care for the next four months.
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=3397
SEQUEL: Summertime Kids
Summary: Harry and Draco take their friends on a summer camping trip. For Harry especially, this trip represents a chance for them to just be kids for once, without all the adult responsibilities.
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=3140

Malfoy Flavor
by Vorabiza
(NC-17)
Summary: Harry’s ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately, or fortunately, for him there are still more surprises in store for him. Somewhat of a sixth year, Severitus and Slytherin!Harry fic.
COMPLETE
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=2199

Gold Tinted Spectacles
by Beren
(NC-17)
Summary: Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for someting, and to his confusion it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.
COMPLETE
http://beren-writes.livejournal.com/5307.html

A Moment in Time
by The Shadow Bandit
(M/R)
Summary: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1462543/1/

Eclipse
by Mijan
(PG-13)
Summary: Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins.
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1360492/1/

All I Ever Wanted
by Samayel
(NC-17)
Summary: A drunken night of revelry carries a higher price than Draco or Harry ever imagined
COMPLETE
http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544211224

Captivation
by Angelic Candy
(R/M)
Summary: After the war,Harry attends a Quidditch Academy.He thinks his problems are over until he realizes Draco's there as well.The rivalry between them flares once again.As his studies grow,Harry realizes the rivalry is morphing into something unexpected
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3088361/1/

Under the Ivy
by coffeejunkii
(PG-13)
Summary: It is impressive how much you can learn about someone by simply sharing a few rooms. They don't spend time together, not really, but Harry still knows that Malfoy prefers raspberry jam over strawberry, that he hums along to the Wireless when he thinks no one is around, and that his leg is bothering him more than usual when the temperatures drop below freezing
COMPLETE
http://community.livejournal.com/serpentinelion/36210.html

In the Darkness is the Light
by Knightmare
(NC-17)
Summary: Harry has carved a life for himself in the Muggle World, but some things that are buried are bound to rise again.
COMPLETE
http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=29767

Ancient Magic
by MW2127
(R)
Summary: Draco Malfoy watched all that he had left to live for, crumble in a green light. There was no one, nothing left for him. As he watched the trio celebrate their victory, he decided that he would make one last stand for pureblood’s, for Malfoy’s. This time, the killing curse slipped from his tongue like butter….but what should have been the end, was only the beginning. Just as a wand can not duel with its brother, a soul can not kill its mate. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy will soon discover that nothing is more powerful than Ancient Magic.
COMPLETE
http://community.livejournal.com/harrydraco/2550949.html

Vertigo
by Jennavere
(R)
Summary: When a mission for the Dark Lord goes completely wrong, Draco Malfoy ends up in the very last place he expected. Post HBP, Harry/Draco. Romance, H/C, Angst, Fluff. 6/8 posted. Please read the warnings inside.
WIPLast updated 8/16/06 - 6 chapters
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=12281

Single Wizard Seeking Same
by Jennavere
(R)
Summary: Lovelorn Draco has been secretly pining for Harry for months. He’s finally forced into action when ex-boyfriend Blaise shows up. A gift!fic for Prof. McKitten starring an awkward, smitten Draco and a cameo by Harry’s chest monster.
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=12808

The Veela Enigma
by Jennavere
(R)
Summary: What if some of Draco's ancestors, pretending to be purebloods, concealed the truth about their veela heritage? You'd end up with one very confused Draco Malfoy, who's fallen head over heels in love with Harry Potter and has no idea why
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=7142

Freudian Slip
by Jennavere
(PG-13)
Summary: Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8260

Things That Change
by Eutychides
(NC-17)
Summary: After Hogwarts, everything changes.
COMPLETE
http://eutychides.livejournal.com/6844.html

Dragon Tamer
by Jennavere
(NC-17)
Summary: to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third.
COMPLETE
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/jennavere/DT.html

Faith
by Dragongirl16
(R/M)
Summary: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do?
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1318020/1/
SEQUEL: To Walk a Narrow Path
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3188020/1/

Daddy Malfoy and Papa Potter
by Kailee
(R/M)
Summary: Draco Malfoy, single father of twin girls, is lonely. Now, his two eleven-year-old daughters have received their Hogwarts letters and are leaving their father home. Upon arriving at their new school, they meet the DADA Teacher, Harry Potter. A series of mischievious acts follow and the girls decide that Mr. Potter is a good match for their dad.
WIP Last updated 11/05/06
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=4901

The Defection of the Vindictive
by Faire Weather
(NC-17)
Summary: In which Harry is not a Potter nor a Golden Boy and Voldemort learns to love.
WIP Last updated 7/27/06
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=5168

Moment by Moment
by Thwax
(NC-17)
Summary: Voldemort and his followers have won the war. The Dark Lord rules Britain and those who oppose him are scattered, some in exile in the USA, and others underground in their own country. Harry Potter is one of those for whom America has become a home, that is until his nemesis is given a promise by those who represent authority for the exiled Britons. The promise will lead Harry into more than he could ever have expected
COMPLETE
http://thwax.livejournal.com/6962.html

Original Sinn
by Aki-Hoshi
(R/NC-17)
Summary: Harry and Draco had a mission. It was simple. Find out who stole the artefact, and get it back from the Muggle fencing it. Not as simple as it sounds, when you both hate each other with a passion, and the Muggle starts falling for your straight partner, who you need to help handle the Muggle Gay Scene. And what happens when you start falling for him too?
WIP Last Updated 11/19/06
http://www.aki-hoshi.com/original_sinn/original_sinn.html or http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3212243/1/

Forsaken
by Shivani
(PG-13/R)
Summary: Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1992755/1/

Carried Away
by Olivia_Lupin
(M/R)
Summary: Harry is feeling very lonely; he is desperate for a certain someone to return his feelings, but it seems hopeless. Heart heavy and aching inside, he faces a long Easter holiday by himself at school, but things have a way of changing...for the better
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=11571

Damaged
by Maayan
(NC-17)
Summary: Futurefic. Three years after Dumbledore's murder, Lord Voldemort has won the war. All those who opposed him are either in hiding or sold as slaves, including the famous Boy Who Lived. Draco Malfoy is not the only one who is disappointed and disillusioned with the outcome, but the return of a lost relative promises to change everything.
WIP
http://visionfades.boscardin.org/damage1.html

Appearances
by Twistedmiracle
(NC-17)
Summary: The Dark Lord is gone, Lucius is finally out of prison, and the Malfoy name is in the toilet. But Lucius knows just how to redeem it...
WIP Last updated 12/2/06 14 chapters
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=13415

Retreat
by Constant Vigilance
(NC-17)
Summary: What would happen if some how Harry were turned into a child, but only mentally?
COMPLETE
http://www.thehexfiles.net/viewstory.php?sid=2149

Better Than Revenge
by Celandine Brandybuck
(R/M)
Summary: Sometimes an enemy cannot remain an enemy: in Godric's Hollow, Harry has to decide what to do when Draco Malfoy appeals to him for help.
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2521937/1/

Skirting the Issue
by Marks
(NC-17)
Summary: Playing truth or dare can be hazardous to your health
COMPLETE
http://www.aparecium.com/fics/skirting.html

After All
by PissedOffEskimo
(NC-17)
Summary: Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursleys’ abuse
and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight. WARNING: Character Death - Draco, ends with HP/SS
COMPLETE
http://www.pissedoffeskimo.com/index1hp.htm or http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2103944/1/

And if I Could Never Find You
by Prose
(M?R)
Summary: Draco and Harry have been seeing each other secretly for most of their seventh year, but as the end of the term approaches each begins to wonder how the other feels. Features gay sex, language, and alcohol, and underground dance clubs
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2120131/1/
Sequels:
Get Dressed Before You Kill Seamus http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2339488/1/
What, No Thank You? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2347505/1/
We've Never Needed A Reason To Get Drunk Before http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2351196/1/
What Does That Have To Do With Jesus? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2363062/1/

A Consort's Loyalty
by Desolate03
(M/R)
Summary: It's Seventh Year. Draco has a prophecy of his own to fulfill. Marrying Harry Potter. Mpreg HP/DM, LM/SS (Bottom!Draco)
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2160465/1/
SEQUELHonor, Love, and Dignity HP/DM, LM,SS, OMC/RL
WIP
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3079313/1/

Twenty Years Later
by Reba Williams
(NC-17)
Summary: It’s been almost twenty years since Harry Potter graduated Hogwarts as the ‘Hero of the Wizarding World‘. It was near the end of his seventh year when he finally defeated Voldemort. The details of that battle can be found in any number of history books or in one of the hundreds of biographies about Harry’s life, well at least the first twenty-five years of his life, nobody knows what happened to Harry the morning after his twenty-fifth birthday. But we are about to.
COMPLETE
http://rebawilliams.livejournal.com/34049.html or http://thequidditchpitch.org/viewuser.php?uid=45

Hiss Me Harry
by LdDurham
(NC-17)
Summary: Neko!Harry fic. Harry is turned into a catboy. Draco likes cats
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=14163

Indago
by LdDurham
(NC-17)
Summary: A missed potion reveals a secret about Draco and Snape and Harry finds out his own place in their sexually charged and animalistic hold. Will he be able to adjust to this final battle for a peaceful life?
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8094
SEQUEL: Indago Reborn
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=10132

Tears of Blood
by Branwen777
(M/R)
Summary: James and Lily live never forgetting the son they lost.With the Triwizard Tournament questions begin arise.What exactly happened that Halloween night?Who is Adrian Sylvain, and what does he have to do with Harry Potter
WIP Last updated 1/26/07
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3167507/1/

Pretty Little Secrets
by Sparkley-tangerine
(M/R)
Summary: Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
COMPLETE
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2316352/1/

Redeem Me
by Samayel
(NC-17)
Summary: Two years after the events of Harry's sixth year at Hogwart's, Draco stumbles back into his life. Harry is a bitter and vengeful young man, Draco is a walking wreck...and who is helping who?
WIP
http://www.thehexfiles.net/viewstory.php?sid=6442

Bitten!
by SoftlySweetly
(NC-17)
Summary: Draco has to claim Harry to save him; but can the Gryffindor Hero ever love the Slytherin Vampire, and will it work out even if he does?
WIP Last updated 2/04/07 - 52 chapters
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=13563

Into the Light of the Dark Black Night
by Shanfawn16
(NC-17)
Summary: What happens after the end of HBP. Told from Draco's POV. Will eventually be H/D. Ratings from PG through NC17 for violence, torture, rape, character death, and slash
COMPLETE
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=14133

Blood of a Lion
by Silver_ariel
(NC-17)
Summary: Draco has been turned into a vampire by Voldemort and Harry has to help him deal with it.
COMPLETE
http://silver-ariel.livejournal.com/4783.html

Limits
by Beren
(NC-17)
Summary: Humour - Draco has found the line of what he will and will not do for the Dark Lord, so he has a plan.
COMPLETE
http://beren-writes.livejournal.com/230395.html

Here is as close to a "chicken" as I can get with Guild Wars

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/blackdragon61/Moa.jpg

And here is the "lobster monsters"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/blackdragon61/lostermonsters.jpg

Yeah yeah, I've been "gone" hardly writing and stuff...but damn it! I have my reasons *looks pointedly at Pysche*

Anyways...new Icon *hearts Chris* Sexy and can sing! *sigh*

I haven't given up on my stories...just haven't wrote anything. But they will be updated at some point. Summer is harder for me since I don't have any alone time which makes it harder to write. But I will try my best...and hopefully I can push these Harry Potter plot demons out of my mind.....